ugh
besturlonhere:

offensed:

this is so typically middle class

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dating advice?
Anonymous

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
Anonymous

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

zovai:

goals

richwhitelesbian:

every night when my gf strokes my peanus i laugh at her cause lol shes touchin a dudewang, thats so gay. “your gay” i say to her “your literally so gay, touchin mandong. thats what gay dudes do.” haha. ive been single for 3 years

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neopianangst:

a gripping saga is unfolding on the boards